'...Startled By His Furry Shorts!' Louise Rennison
Quality - Used
Condition - Good
Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why?
* One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip.
* Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me...
* But then I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!! Erlack!
* I would rather snog my cat, Angus!
* He has certainly got nicer legs... Well, more of them anyway.